White Winged Trophy

The perfect way to remind yourself (and everyone else) just how amazing you really are.

Made of high-quality, heavyweight resin. We're talking murder weapon heavy.

All six of these sentiments included:

1. Proudly presented to myself for being awesome.
2. Undisputed champion of everything.
3. You are the winner of my heart (and other organs).
4. Let it be known that I am best at life. Always.
5. For outstanding achievement in being better than everyone else.
6. For tireless contribution to the earth by existing.